Before the days of eHarmony, Match, Chemistry and LoveLab, there was this:
I must remind you that despite copious amounts of suspenders, aquanet, polyester and power mustaches a la Tom Selleck, this video boldly represents the era in which many of you were conceived. Just marinate on that for a hot second.
A couple of months ago, Ellen found three of these fine gentlemen: Phil, whose friends call "Big Phil" (he's tiny); Maurice, the executive by day and wild man by night; and Mike, who doesn't like you if you smoke (and busts a really amazing move around the 1:20 split-screen) and invited them to be on her show.
It should be no surprise to you that 2 of 3 are still single.
Happy V-kend,
Kitty
Awesome. This just made my whole week!
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